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#1 Ciotti

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Posted 19 August 2010 - 12:12 PM

To give you some idea of what to expect, the wiki starts with this quote...

“If Autocrossing were any easier, they would call it 'Your Mom.'”
~ Oscar Wilde on Oscar Wilde Quotes


Enjoy the madness :)


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Posted 19 August 2010 - 08:05 PM

LOL...

"Stock, in this case, means not stock at all. For example, use of $10,000 aftermarket shocks and $2,000 race tires is not only encouraged, but required to be competitive in stock class competition."

^^^ It's sad, but at a national level that's kinda true... ^^^
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Posted 19 August 2010 - 09:27 PM

I couldn't get half way through the first paragraph without laughing.That's funny stuff.
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Posted 25 August 2010 - 07:35 PM

Ape Latexing <--- ROTFL
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Posted 25 August 2010 - 09:30 PM

I have a feeling that was written by our friends on TST. :unsure:


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Street Modified Street Tire: If you have ever declared that you are "faster than Corey Ridgick" or "own one of the top 3 Street Mod cars in the country", but were out-rawed by H Stock by over 2 seconds at Nationals in said car, this would probably be a good fit for you. This class is composed mostly of people who modified their cars before being introduced to autocross and realizing that the largest performance improvement is the tires.
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